I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
hell yes lets make some ravioli
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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