im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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