Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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