guys are not supposed to queef...right?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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