wakey wakey hands off snakey
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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