I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
