some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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