He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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