I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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