I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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