your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
