I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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