What a fucking waste of an outfit
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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