i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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