3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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