I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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