Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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