Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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