what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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