Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He better not be in your backpack
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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