Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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