ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
