eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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