there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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