your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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