oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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