Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just had sex on a roof
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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