Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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If I die, sorry about rent.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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