Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I will pee on everything he values.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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