Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
