Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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