i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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