She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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