Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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