i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
