help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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