Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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