I just made out with a guy for $7.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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