YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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