You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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