the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
tell me about the fingering
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