Porn is love you can see.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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