I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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