So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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