i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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