she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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