Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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