Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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