And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
