It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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