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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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