hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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