I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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