My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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