Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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