I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
time to smoke my breakfast
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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