How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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